WEE BUM POO BUM
I was always under the impression that activities like, getting married, paying a mortgage, managing beach lifeguards, driving quad bikes, having to do CPR "sometimes for real" telling, sorry asking, people politely to respect the seafront shared space and not cycle on the prom, might make me more of a grown up?
If not those things then surely being involved, albeit quite briefly early on in the creating of a first, second and then a third person would make me much more not "much less" of a grown up. Sadly as you can see from this latest parody effort I seem to be going backwards at a rate of knots!.
Here is a song call "Wee Bum Poo Bum!" I have always been told that the key to achieving Happiness is to significantly lower your standards. Have you lowered them? Great here you go. Here's the link to the song in case well in case reading lyrics with "Wee Bum Pooh Bum" is a little bit well, silly.
Wee bum poo bum
Wee bum poo bum
1 clown per family-we have 2
Wee bum poo bum
Wee bum poo bum
Wee bum poo bum
If you're 4 and a son of mine
There’s a chance that your comedy’s basic
MC mission raising World morale
Just pull my finger for now
Wee bum poo bum
Being a clown is what I do
Wee bum poo bum
Winds up my wife
You should know better you’re 42
Wee bum poo bum
Poo poo wee poo
He gets this all from you
It’s worse when you're together
We’re grown-ups now remember
Poo poo wee poo
He needs to do a poo
hold his hand he’s scared
Of falling in the loo
Wee bum poo bum
Please don’t encourage him
wee bum poo bum
Your shaking back is not a help
Wee bum poo bum
being a clown is what I do
Wee bum poo bum
Winds up my wife
You should know better you’re 42
Wee bum poo bum
Poo poo wee poo
He gets this all from you
It’s worse when your together
He gets this all from you
It’s worse when your together
grown ups now remember
Poo poo wee poo
You haven’t got man flu
You cannot catch rubella
From cutlery at a zoo
Poo poo wee poo
A spoilt trip to the zoo
You cannot catch rubella
From cutlery at a zoo
Poo poo wee poo
A spoilt trip to the zoo
"That monkey’s got a lipstick!"
Put me off my pic nic
Put me off my pic nic
Poo poo wee poo
I blame this all on you
you need to spend less time
in a kitchen or a Zoo
Childish comments!
POO POO!
POO POO!
POO POO!
POO POO!
Wee bum poo bum
Wee bum poo bum
Wee bum poo bum
Wee bum poo bum
(Instrumental)
Poo poo wee poo
He gets this all from you
It’s worse when you're together
grown ups now remember
poo poo wee poo
calm and gentle in the womb
listen to whale music
Together in my room
poo poo wee poo
poo poo wee poo
calm and gentle in the womb
listen to whale music
Together in my room
poo poo wee poo
What would you prefer
A happy boy’s who is present
Or a moody adolescent
Or a moody adolescent
All of these super childish lyrics are subject to Copyright James Macdonald 2019
