Wow it's been about 6 months since I last posted to this blog! To anyone who cares,sorry that's proper rubbish and time to kick it off again.
I was lucky enough to be interviewed on Brighton TV station Latest TV a bit ago week.I was even luckier that they gave in and agreed to let me write in their magazine.
It makes sense that I take that opportunity to upload that here.
Hope it amuses you and to check out my Utube channel click this link.
Middle class wrapper (week 2)
"Behind the mask."
I'm the middle class Wrapper
And if I'm wearing Cuban heels
I'm still not very tall,
But apparently good stuff
can often be quite small,
Therefore I'm back by the demand
Okay, of no one at all!
I told the guys at Latest
I want reach all the lyrical nerds
They said no no no no no no no, okay
but please no swearing
or more than 300 words
In our house this week
there was more mess less kip
On Monday we ate toasties
then my chidren got the giggles
at me burning my lip
On Tuesday it was all action
I hovered, I mopped,
then I lost a flannel
Did I mention you can contact me
via my Utube channel,
On Wednesday I had a day off
And went and did jui jitsu
90 minutes of breathing
like an asthmatic shitzu
On Thursday my son lost a toy
behind a kitchen panel
Then I swallowed sea water
While I swimming in the channel.
On Friday I posted a song
That will sting like a nettle
50 cent is in it,
with a famous man's kettle!
Will this song bring laughter,joy
a deep sense of clarity?
No, it's a very silly song
about retail and charity!
Next week's effort isn't much better
It's about my parent's dog
And its cheesier than feta!
But like a rainy UK summer
I'm very consistent
Like a double glazing salesman
Can be annoyingly persistent,
I hope you see my efforts
As good morale deploying
Not just the same gags on childcare
And pretty annoying!
What's the image all about?
Just another parenting task!
It took my body weight in glitter
To make these animal face masks.
Peace out
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