I live in Saltdean which is situated on the South Coast of England. Saltdean is about 6 miles east of Brighton and is a very family friendly place to live.
It's a lot of things, welcoming, surburban, elderly,but anything like Compton in South Central LA it is not.
This is probably why its such a ludicrous title to this my latest parody.
Continuing my tongue in check style of comedy against the British Middle Classes I thought parodying the NWA mid 90's classic could be a good move.
The local co op running out of semi skimmed is at worst annoying but I suppose it's all relative.
I hope the song amuse you and if you'd rather listen to it than watch it you can do so at this link.
You are now about to
witness the strength of street knowledge
Straight outta Saltdean
MC Wrapper named Jim
dog
Twice a week jui jitsu write
a blog
PPI claim off I cut the
phone
I get frustrated when
my latte is mostly froth
Don’t queue jump in front
of me
Brighton council will
have to sue me
On bin day I don’t put
the bins out
2 a month if Lucky I get
a night out
I’m not the guy at the
quiz showing off
Jump 1983 Dave lee Roth
Multiple choice I’m
like columbo
Not cheating with a
phone like a dumbo
I day a week I’m daddy
day care
Bedtime arrives
thousand yard stare
I bag of crisps and one
ice cream
A pillow round my head
if I need to scream
Strong coffee peanut
butter is the tool
Until September when
they go to school
I’m brushing three set
of teeth twice daily
3 haircuts monthly not
yearly
Nit checking plays
havoc with my OCD
Lets get outside who
needs a wee
If he goes red behind
the sofa
Don’t leave it to
chance
Get him on a loo
Before he poohs his
pants
Sweep your driveway
Keep window clean
That’s the standard
If you’re straight
outta saltdean
