"My Pedigree Chum."

We've just had a lovely, I'd want to say staycation but it was more of a, "blagging three nights of eating great food, drinking wine we can't afford and letting my Mum do bath and bedtime-cation."

While we were there William, our 4 year old middle one spent pretty much every waking moment with their dog. Millie is definitely his new "Bestest Pedigree Chum."

They realised they have a shared love of all the best things in life.

1) Posting their Granddad's tennis balls down rabbit holes.

2) Licking people's faces

3) Begging for more food.

4) Stealing socks.

5) Weeing in the garden

Anyway here are the lyrics in case you can't understand my mumblings in the song. If you can't be bothered to read this you can watch the song at this link.

Not my face! Not my face! I'm doing an advert for "Just for Men!"

You’re a big bouncy Labrador 

Stealing socks all the time

You’ve a habit of eating those socks

And they’re usually mine

You’ll never stop begging

But you’ll always be a friend of mine

They said you could win Crufts

But that was just a lie

They also said you were a pedigree

But I can’t remember why

You seem terrified of rabbits 

But a fan of chicken pie

You’re a big bouncy Labrador

Licking your privates all the time

When I get up off the sofa 

You nick my place every time

You seem scared of the hoover

But you’re still a friend of mine

(Instrumental) 

When I try to get a sun tan 

You’re always there to lick my face 

Think you’re being supportive 

Like a pedigree chum

Well this would be endearing 

If you hadn’t just licked your bum

(Instrumental)

They said you were well trained 

But that’s not really true

They also said you can sit and wait

But your busy stealing shoes

All the carpets smell of foxes

Cos you’ve been rolling in their pooh 

You’re a big bouncy Labrador 

Running off all the time 

I’d really love to let you off the lead

Yes that would be sublime 

You’ve just terrified two horses 

But you’re still a friend of mine 

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