I think that parenting, like surfing, can often feel 95% like you're paddling hard against the oncoming waves with the occasional moment of pure joy and gratitude.
One of the parenting jobs ,like doing the daily School run, dealing with the runs, stepping on a Barbie tiara in the middle of the night, having to get up to check for monsters under beds...
that would definitely fall into the "being repeatedly smashed in the face by freezing salt water" category is "Potty Training."
If you have ever found a potty in a stranger place that all the places shown in this film (actual places I have found a potty) I would genuinely love to hear from you.
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Oh yes
At 12 months old my daughter didn’t need the potty
Oh yeah
I hope my sons can achieve that goal in quite a similar way
That freshly laid poo on a shelf
history's not repeating itself
On the loo,
It’s not in the bowl it’s now on the floor
On the loo
I’m mopping up urine for evermore
On the loo
The boy will do whatever he wants to do
On the loo
The aim is to have hands that don’t smell of pooh
Urggh urggh urghh urghh
On the loo
Stand up weeing makes me proud of you
Oh yes
I tried to demonstrate but you were on the ipad
Oh yeah
Maybe emotional blackmail would work? “you’re making Daddy sad”
Daddy’s busy ten minutes more
Big mistake
there’s wee on the floor
On the loo
Lost today’s battle but I’ll win the war
On the loo
Regardless of mess I couldn’t love you more
On the loo
You’re squatting outside like a feral dog
On the loo
You can bring in a stick but not a log
It’s on the carpet!!!!!!!!!
On the loo
be better at this if we named you Sue
Have to dress you in mainly dark blue
Most of my clothes smell of pooh
On the loo
Lost the battle but I’ll win the war
On the loo
Regardless of mess I couldn’t love you more
That’s the third pair this week
On the loo
stand up weeing makes me proud of you
On the loo
Finally most of its in the loo
On the loo
What I read about this was mostly true
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