"Ahh Blend it!"

I've tried all the faddy diets over the years. The just eat protein one that made me knackered grumpy and have very stinky breath.

The all Carbs one that made me knackered, grumpy, bloated and have pretty stinky breath.

 I suppose there's a chance I may just be someone who is naturally grumpy with stinky breath. 

Anyway when my wife suggested we do The Jason Vale "Super Blend Me" 10 day blending challenge I started thinking of ways I could smuggle food out of the house without raising to much suspicion. 

Although we have now gone from 10 days of drinking 3 smoothies a day to just having a smoothie for breakfast and then normal ish meals it was something I'm really glad I did.

I never felt hungry, I had loads more energy and I even got a bit trimmer. I also really cut down on coffee so I bet my breath was better. I have no idea how you could accurately measure that?

All that said I know I couldn't live like that. I think I would really miss using plates even though all the ones we got as wedding presents are now completely chipped. I had a Sunday roast off a plastic Pepa Pig plate last weekend.

I hope you enjoy the song.

James aka The Middle Class Wrapper

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Ahh Blend it!

Ahh Blend it!

Oh smoothie smoothie

smoothie smoothie

Get involved in this

Put in some Kale and a Carrot

MC Wrapper's here

MC Wrap

MC Wrapper's here

MC Wrap MC Wrap

MC Wrapper's here

I think we've established I'm here.

Now wait a minute.

This song isn't for everyone

Only the I want nutrients people

So all you melon farmers

Get on out there and blend 

BLEND I said!

MC Wrapper's here and I'm in effect

want you to blend it babe

Seafront man by day at night

I'm playing sleep roulette

Come on Dad's lets go

Show the Mum's that we know

How to get five a day

Cos you reap what you sow.

Ahh blend it

Blend it good

Ahh blend it

Blend it real good

Blending can get messy

Very messy

Maybe put on a pinny 

A flowery pinny

Now blend

Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo my three kids

Come give your Dad a kiss

We've run out of fruit 

Better add that to the list

Are trying to get your 5 a day 

Like I wish you would

Now blend it

Blend it good

Blend it

Blend it real good

Girl you've really got my hungry

You've got me starving

Woah please watch what you're doing

Ahh blend it

Girl you've really got my hungry

You've got me starving

Woah please watch what you're doing

BLEND IT

BLEND IT