True Amore
Four years of marriage and several nights on the sofa has taught me many things. Here are some really key ones for any new husbands out there.
1) "Can you get milk on your way home?" actually means "Can you get milk and CHOCOLATE on your way home?" (unless you haver children the milk is the red herring it's all about the chocolate)
2) "The fuel light came on just as I was driving home." actually means "The fuel light came on as I was driving home last Tuesday!"
3) Keeping score on who is working the hardest really doesn't work or benefit anyone. Even if its not your job to take the bins out, do the night feed cook dinner just crack on and get what needs being done, done.
I've learnt you need lots of hard work,kindness,trust and a good sense of humour.
If you have those things I reckon you're golden. I hope you enjoy the song and please share and subscribe to my Utube Channel.All the best James aka The Middle Class Wrapper
1) "Can you get milk on your way home?" actually means "Can you get milk and CHOCOLATE on your way home?" (unless you haver children the milk is the red herring it's all about the chocolate)
2) "The fuel light came on just as I was driving home." actually means "The fuel light came on as I was driving home last Tuesday!"
3) Keeping score on who is working the hardest really doesn't work or benefit anyone. Even if its not your job to take the bins out, do the night feed cook dinner just crack on and get what needs being done, done.
I've learnt you need lots of hard work,kindness,trust and a good sense of humour.
If you have those things I reckon you're golden. I hope you enjoy the song and please share and subscribe to my Utube Channel.All the best James aka The Middle Class Wrapper
A married man speaking
the truth
There no stammer,
Marriage is more
about work and less about glamour
When you hold in that smell till your wife leaves the room, that's amore
When you fill her glass first after a double crap day, that's amore
Alarms will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling, and you'll say "Bloody gate shift"
One quiet pint post Ju Jits turns to 4,5 then 6 she don’t Yella
lucky fella
When you closing the door for numero DUEH that's amore
When you go and buy milk when she’s passed the shops twice, you're in love
When all of your mates say you punch above your weight that’s amore
There’s a spot on your face she don’t say how’s your mate that's amore
In the sea when I swim that’s an eel I feel? it’s a Moray
(That's amore)
When she plugs in your phone when she’s on 4% that's amore
(That's amore)
You don’t lose your rag when there’s no fuel in the car that's amore
You make her some tea when you’re dying for a wee that's amore
You always buy chocolate when your sent out for milk that's amore
She gave life to your brood made your life really good you’re in love
When a life at her feet more dopamine than sending that tweet
that’s amore
Scuze me but you in
old Salta dean that’s amore
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