All the tired Mums

We are blessed to have three great kids.But that's so enough! Anymore and I genuinely don't know if we could manage.

Here are the lyrics to my latest Beyonce parody of her classic "Single ladies!"

 It will be live on my Youtube channel "Middle Class Wrapper on Wednesday 9th October.

I hope you like it

All the tired mums 

all the tired mums

All the tired mums

all the tired mums

All the tired mums

all the tired mums

All the tired mums

Can you put your feet up

here's a song from a berk

wanna see him twerk?

(Absolutely not)

Well done

on all the offspring

We decided on three

so tired we cant see

take sugar and gin in our tea

you're feeling tension

his lack of attention

I'm sensing some passive aggression

Have a cuppa and cake

The hoover can wait

Your mental health

is at stake

Like sleep? 

then go and put a rubber on it

he's not keen? 

just Google "Lorena Bobbit!"

It's free on NHS 

to get a quick chop it

Time and energy on kids?

the lions share of it

Felixtoe,

worlds best Joe,

Russell Crowe

In a chateau 

drinking bordeaux 

can you straighten that throw

judo throw

Like sleep then go and put a rubber on it

hes not keen? Just google Lorena Bobbit

It's free on NHS to get a quick chop it

Nervous energy on kids?

the lions share of it 

tired Mums 

we think you're DOING AN AWESOME JOB

Lots of love

 tired but obviously not at tired as you "apparently"

 TIRED DADS

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