I love my kids asking me questions that prove to me just how quickly their creative minds are working and evolving.Just not at bloody 3am!
Here's a Tom Jones parody of Delilah all about some of the questions I have and do get asked at any hour of the day and night.
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Love James The Middle Class Wrapper
Today started at 3
with bizarre questions
About seagulls
Do they get married?
do they live on our roof?
or next doors?
Is the wind
a woman?
I'm lying awake with wind gender thoughts
racing thru my mind!
Can you ask your mother
That's probably one for your teacher
Can't you see
your mother is cleverer than
an experienced teacher
Married to a man with
1 HND
At break of day the abstract questions
just kept on coming
Could a scared pig being chased by a wolf
run thru a door?
My daughter started laughing
I asked her is the moon still a big cheese?
and she laughed no more
Can you ask your mother
That's probably one for your teacher
Cant you see
your mother is cleverer than me
shes an experienced teacher
Married to a man
with 1 HND
The baby started laughing
but found and ate an old cheerio
and he laughed no more
Can you ask your mother
That's probably one for a teacher
Cant you see
Your mother is cleverer than
an experienced teacher
Married to a man
with 1 HND
please ask your mother
cos I just can't take anymore
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