Drifters parody of "On the roof"

Sometimes you just need to retreat to your Man cave to be with your own thoughts.When you live in a house with three children under the age of 7 that's often easier said than done

I hope you like the song.

hide in the loo 

hide in the loo

When my 3 kids make me want to cry

and my opinion on your hair

didn't go well

I lock myself in the downstairs loo

And all my cares and stress

sods right off

(Hide in the loo)

On the loo its peaceful as can be

And the constant smell of damp 

don't bother me

When my trip home 

took a little longer

because we always need 

bread, milk and cheese

I hide away from the same requests

And all that high pitched noise behind this door

(locked in the loo)

In the loo 

the only place I'm calm

And what part of a tiger is its balm

Lock yourself in the loo 

baby I don't mean to be rude

but I pretend I've eaten dodgy seafood

Ooh it's like dirty water

Right smack dab in the middle of the house

I've found a paradise that's child proof

Hide in the loo

And if your kids start winding you up

Just pretend you need 

a number two

Hide in the loo

In the loo or toilet if you're really posh

Or the restroom if you're stateside

Or the dunnie if your Oz side

Or the water closet if you're a time traveller from the 1800s

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