Chesney Hawkes Parody of "I am the one and only "entitled "I am a living pronoun!"

I have to say I am utterly confused by the concept of people now requesting that they are addressed by a pronoun as opposed to their previous name. To be honest I struggle to remember the names of our three children!

This is a song about my confusion,hope you like it.

I am a living pronoun 

what the "fridge magnet "does that mean?

Call me, 

call me by my pseudo name

or call me by some other name 

On Monday its Jimmy

On Tuesday please can you call me Kimmy

on Wednesday

my name is Singuen Smythe du prett

Then on Thursday

its Crepe suzette

on Friday its Fido

I'm still a very very big fan of Dido

I am a living pronoun

Given 1 name I wanted 3

I am a living pronoun

do you remember pot pourri?

powered by 

nervous energy and caffeine 

Parody is my smoke screen

Can't reverse into spaces 

and can still struggle with my laces

intrusive thought frustration, 

trying a cold flotation

Emotionally I'm several

if there was a sarcastic army

I'd be a general 

I am a living pronoun

Given 1 name I wanted 3

I am a living pronoun

favourite Australian

easy that's Kylie

When we discuss online

doesn't have to be all dark and gloom

before I post

would I say this 

if my kids were in the room?

are they being real or pretentious? 

being honest being precious? 

there may be a reason 

why to then being pronoun is pleasing

If you want become a pronoun

It doesn't really bother me

I am going to bite my tongue and be friendly

Here are your 17 cups of tea

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