Welcome to this, the official blog of "The" may sound a bit arrogant as I'm sure I'm not the only person out there who has strong minded opinions about the issues affecting the middle classes. Just to be on the safe side I'll opt for "a" middle class wrapper.
A few of the some might say "small beer" issues covered in my wrap songs and parodies along with the general minefield topics of family life are:
Waitrose running out of Halloumi on Thursday.
Seagulls ripping open our bin bags.
Brexit.
Cycle lane rage.
Strangers asking if I ever had PPI.
Brexit
Dogs of leads on Hove Prom.
Any bylaw breaking on Hove seafront for that matter.
People not taking my addiction to Lemon drizzle cake seriously!
Did I say Brexit?
People who tell me to "shut up!" when I say anything mildly beyond the normal state of play.
If there's a topic you would like me to wrap about or a song you'd like me to parody please message me by clicking the link below.
Anyway this blogs is basically for anyone who may have listened to my song at this link below and wants to read the lyrics because they thought I was mumbling a bit.
That said both my mother and wife turned their noses up at that offer so I concede this blog may be self indulgent and quite possible surplus to requirements.
Oh yeah all the lyrics were written by myself,James Macdonald and are therefore subject to Copyright. In the likely situation that you want to nick them, err I'd really rather you didn't. Also please don't tell me to "Shut up! if I tell you I never had PPI. Hope you enjoy and please get in touch.
Love,no too soon for that, all the best
MC Wrapper
I’m the middle
class wrapper,
I’m just
washing up,
with my lyrical
cup,
And a
microwavable plate
I put recycling
out late,
I’m the
middle class wrapper
Yes I'm reading
this song
To learn it
would take far too long,
It’ll take
you higher than Cheech and Chong
I’m slightly
more ding than dong
I’m a middle
class wrapper
There’s only
one of me,
Check the
family tree,
Hate wasps
but I won’t touch a bee,
I’m
concerned about Polination,
My wife’s watching location location….location
I’m the
middle class wrapper,
favourite
fish is red snapper,
I compose
like Frank Zappa
Some have
said I’m a very nice chappa
I’ve got three
kids that makes me triple papa
We’re like a
family of bears,
without the broken chairs
I’m the
middle class wrapper
Wrapper with
a WR,
I lease a
family car,
My bro thinks
I got stung,
I strongly disagree I’ll bite my tongue
Cos I’m the
middle class wrapper,
I’m great with
a google mappa,
Porridge makes me a regular crapper,
I’m an
insomniac,
Eyes wide
open when I’m flat on my back,
I’m a middle
class wrapper,
Can’t sleep,
foot tapper,
Can be
anxious like an ocd shitzu
Unless I’ve just
been to jui jitsu
Then I sleep
like a regular bloke,
Dreaming about my rear naked choke,
I’m a middle
class wrapper,
But don’t
get me wrong,
I will continue
the song,
But this is
getting quite long,
I need To varnish those shelves
And Bedtime
stories don’t tell themselves,
I’m a middle
class wrapper so until next time,
Just
continue your climb,
Like a
middle class wrapper,
Piece….of
cake
it’s a nice
lemon drizzle,
It’s Homemade
it’s the shizzle,
Actual peace
this time……………
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Copyright James Macdonald 2018
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