Like all things, a sex life will evolve. In my adult life nothing has had as dramatic an impact on this as becoming a Dad.
I,possibly like a lot of men, need at most half a pint of beer, a slight North Westerly wind, or my wife to be wearing anything other than a frown to be in the mood. From my experience it can be quite different for ladies. In fairness it is quite difficult to get in a sexy mood when you're World smells of sour milk and you're going to be sharing your bed with 1,2,3? small children and an army of plastic dinosaurs!
I've only been married for 4 years so this advice might not carry much weight but keeping relations as warm and positive as possible is a genuine investment. If the two people steering the ship don't get on it's going to run aground, get lost or blow up in a fierce argument about bin bags.
It's also not always about sex. A five quid bottle of wine, a take away and a straight to DVD film plus a cuddle on the sofa a week will probably keep it all working.
Dad's accept it,as painful as it may be to accept we are now propping up the pecking order behind the kids. Don't focus on that, focus on the fact that you're still on the pecking order.
Good luck with all your stuff.
Love,...yeah we're really still not there yet.
All the best
MC Wrapper
It’s
Thursday night the kids are asleep
Into the
kitchen he starts to creep,
She looks at
him in his pants of silk,
That reminds
her, they need to get milk
Life as a
parent is hard as rocks,
What is
success? kids in matching socks
Think you’re Joey she thinks you’re
Ross
With the chest of a
pigeon and breath of an albatross,
What is
their secret it must be Thursday night love
Thursday
night love can feel out of reach,
Can you remind me to get loo roll and
bleach
Do you
remember the fun in the dark
Long before
wet wipes and Paradise park
She's flossed her teeth his body
is yearning,
She’s doing
pack lunches fish fingers are burning?
Driving her wild do I still have the
tricks,
He worked out the car seat, trapped his
skin in some iso fix
4 years of
marriage they still fit like a glove,
What is
their secret must be Thursday night love
Some minutes of love,
six maybe seven
Their
personal best 7.40 in Devon,
Three
minutes in, he's kissing her ear,
He’s lying
on something, Buzz bloody light year
Can he get her out of her smalls,
A bottle of
Malbec and lindt chocolate balls
You’re still
a bit floppy, baby just grab it,
They’ve felt
more aroused watching Peter Rabbit,
A New born,
a toddler and one in reception,
Forget the
pill that’s a great contraception,
To stay committed don't need
guidance above,
Just sweaty advice from doctor love
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