I live in Saltdean and bike to and from my place of work on Brighton Seafront five days a week.
Sometimes I have a relaxed attitude about my front and back bike lights, but the guys at work have nicknamed me "Safety Dad" for a fairly good reason.
The high vis and bike helmet are always on when I'm cycling. Quite often when they don't need to be. I'm probably unlikely to sustain a serious head injury in the fruit section of the Co-op.
Their lighting is pretty good so they can probably see me pretty adequately without my High vis jacket on. That said, whatever you do in life there will always be someone there to critique you and tell you how you should be doing it. That's just life.I wouldn't worry to much if that happens to you. Keep doing your thing. The one opinion that really matters is the one you have of yourself. That's it.
Hope you like the song.
All the best
MC Wrapper
VERSE 1
I’m the MC
wrapper and my bike’s
specialized
I'm rocking the
high viz with my chaffing thighs
Some people
wear no helmet
Like they’ve
nothing to lose
With their padded
crotches
And their
clip in shoes
CHORUS
bike lane rage fest
You whizz like a rocket
In you’re vacumn packed shorts
I can read the text in your pocket
VERSE 2
I’m the
Middle class wrapper
I like
cruising my bike
Keeps the
waistline at 40
My calfs
cassette box like
The benefits
are clear
Fresh air
feels great
Not to
mention the seat
Massaging my
prostrate
CHORUS
bike lane rage fest
You whizz like a rocket
It looks like your arse crack
Is sucking a locket
VERSE 3
The same helmet
man
Is getting all
angsty
spies two a
breast
lycra clad
silver back
Beating his
chest
There’s a daily
lecture
whatever the
season
His rantings
gone viral
For all the
wrong reasons
I feel his
heavy breathing
Scorching my
feet
The safety
advice was given
While he's sending
a tweet
CHORUS
bike lane rage fest
You whizz like a rocket
In you’re vacumn packed shorts
Can count the change in your pocket
Verse 4
You scream
mate I’m coming!
Oi mate,
coming right
It's the sort
of comment
To wake me up
in the night
You’ll get a
hernia,
Getting all
irrate
Your puncture
at the co op
Was a sweet
twist of fate
accept
slower people
They’re
doing their best
And cut out that
tutting
When see two
a breast
CHORUS
bike lane rage fest
You whizz like a rocket
Have an image of your bum
Even when I try to block it
VERSE 5
Bikes are
fun
Mr Bike lane
rage face
Your not in
the Velodrome
This isn’t a
race
ladies with
no high vis
Are bored of
you chase
I do Jui
jitsu with that one
And she
carries mace
Put that
lane rage in check
There are
children about
An example
to set,
Not scream
or shout,
This is the
MC wrapper
Exuding some
charm
Keep your
smiles wide
And our bike
lanes calm
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